
This last year I got to be in a film called (500) days of summer, so one of my favorite parts of that movie was i got to do this big dance number, right, and shooting that, it was the greatest day of my life. If you haven’t seen it, don’t worry, your girlfriend has.
But i had such a good time doing it that when i heard, two months ago, that I’d be hosting this show i thought ‘why not open with a big number?’. Now, my favorite musical of all time is Singin’ in the Rain, so, when i was looking for a song to do I immediately thought of one of the best songs in that film, Donald O’Connor’s Make ‘em Laugh. Now, if you haven’t seen that movie, don’t worry, your grandma has.
ahahahaha wow.Gone With The Wind meets Mean Girls
CRYING TEARS AND BLOOD. RHETT BUTLER IS GRETCHEN WIENERS. I DON’T EVEN KNOW.
OH MY GOD. I can’t stop laughing.
OMFG PRICELESS! This is going on my website tomorrow…and facebook
HOLY SHIT!
Ray: Hey hey hey! You guys, I just did a really dirty thing. You know that picture of Rolling Stone’s girlfriend?
Brad: I think it’s safe to say we all know her intimately at this point.
Ray: Well, I got it back from Bravo Three and I swear to God, I was gonna give it back to him. But I ran into Wasik on the way over here. I traded that bitch for some PEC-2 batteries!
Brad: Ray, you pimped her out.
Ray: She is a dirty little hoochie, isn’t she?Generation Kill 1.05 ¬ A Burning Dog

barilace: lauraface: crazyshenanigans: fuckyeahromanticspeeches:
“Well that’s what we do, we fight… You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I’m not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you’re back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.”—“So what?”—“So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What’s it look like? If it’s with him, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If I thought that’s what you really wanted. But don’t you take the easy way out.”—“What easy way? There is no easy way, no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt.”—“Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do you want? What do you want?”
—The Notebook (2004)